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[ let's say this is chaldea or something

it's a raid event and everyone not assigned to it is doing spring cleaning, divided by classes. extra class gets to clean the bathrooms

you get to clean the toilets, dantes. but don't worry your good old buddy old pal shirou is here to help you, ]

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[ he glares a bit but there's no real, venom behind it, more just like an

ugh. why this person. ]

... Very well. But do not think I could not do this by myself. I am more than used to the ingenuity solitude can force.

I have no doubt that you can do so without assistance. Though, I'm concerned about the integrity of the toilet afterwards . . .

[ anyway ]

First, it would be best to put on different gloves.

This toilet has done nothing to deserve my wrath ... To destroy it would be rather counterproductive.

[ does, switch his gloves, wordlessly -- to some plastic cleaning ones ]

Even with gloves on, it's best to roll up your sleeves. The water is perfectly clean, but it's a form of mental fortification.

[ kind of ]

The stone is to be used for the inside of the bowl.

Fool! I have scrubbed a deck before, you do not need to explain something like that as if I am some child.

[ angrily!!! rolls up !!!! his sleeves!!!!! ]

Then simply apply the stone like you would a mop, until the inside is completely white. This spray will help.

[ here some cleaning spray ]

It's particularly dangerous, so please be careful.

Are you going to clean any of these toilets yourself, or simply lecture me on the minute details of how to?

[ grumpily, taking the spray ]

And however dangerous this spray is, it cannot compare to what my body is already composed of.

Of course. Once you're done with that, the rag is good for cleaning the outside.

[ lets out a small laugh, then ]

I wouldn't underestimate it.

[ anyway disappearing to, the stall over, ]

[ good

if dantes is nothing else he is Determined so the toilet is getting the cleaning of its goddamn lifetime. ]

[ i hope you don't break it,

while he's working, ]

So, you were a sailor before?

[ it might get a lil singed ]

Before my imprisonment... I lived that blissful, ignorant life.

[ sir, ]

Certainly, bliss is ignorance.

Do you miss the seas?

The seas were like a home to me, once. But providence had chosen a different course for me.

[ "providence" said more than a little derisively ]

My thoughts of the sea are bittersweet.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

[ hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ]

[ HAHAHAHA,

there's bitterness in his voice even if they can't see each other's faces ]

His methods are ones that are far beyond my divination.

[ in a thoughtful, musing tone, inbetween the scrubbing ]

Yes -- though as I recall, you found satisfaction later on in life, did you not?

And what sort of satisfaction are you speaking of?

[ don't, talk about haydee,,,,,, ]

When life satisfaction is brought up, usually the subject is about love.

[ haydee, ]

[ there's like,

the sound of plastic breaking?

hm ]

I am not that man. Edmond Dantes -- the man who, in the end, found salvation and lived peacefully -- that man was not I.

[ nice ]

Yet, once you were that man. Therefore, is it not possible for you to find such happiness as well?

I am the Count of Monte Cristo, the man who escaped the Chateau d'If and enacted vengeance upon his enemies -- I am a spirit of vengeance itself! It is impossible for a being such as me to find salvation.

[ hums

nice to see the spirit of vengeance scrubbing toilets

speaking of which ]

Well, such a thing can be argued about later. More importantly, has the integrity of the toilet been compromised?

[

THERE'S AN AWKWARD SILENCE

and the sound of water dripping ]

[

stands up

walks around to peek over ]

[ his shadows are like covering it

what toilet,

there's no toilet ]

-- Are you not busy?